Loan shark needed in Lethbridge, Alberta

I in need of a loan shark or anyone that can help with a loan. There is a few challenges to get around. I need someone here in Calgary. I need to be able to meet you face to face. There can be NO UPFRONT FEES. No collateral needed. This has to be a trust loan. That is why I am looking for a loan shark or even just a person that can help me. I have a good job I just fell behind. I need 4600 dollars to catch what I need to up. I need this loan to be over 12 to 24 months. Maybe sooner if I can pay more then I will. If you are able to help me or maybe know someone who can please let me know. I need the money with 2 days I will sign a contract so you have something in writing and I will pay up to 60 percent interest rate cause that is the highest anyone can charge. If anyone is interested please get back to me. Anyone seeking front fees or anything of the sort please don't respond because I know your full of crap. Get off your butt and get a job instead of stealing peoples money. I hope to hear back from someone and not a scammer or a liar.

Thank you